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Do you like your history served up with a side of irreverent speculation? Tudor Time Machine is the podcast for you. Join 21st century hosts Jessica and Gage as they spar with Tudor Time Traveler Lady Philadelphia Carey, correspondent from the time of Elizabeth I.
In our newest series, Out Brief Candle, Philadelphia sets out to solve a gruesome murder at William Shakespere’s Globe theater. It’s bloody good! In the series Times Riddle Philadelphia divulges damning secrets about her queen. You’ll never think of Elizabeth the same way!
In Tudor Word of the Week Philadelphia gets us to talk like Tudors, and brings to light the real ( and pretty shocking) meaning of minikins, smell smock, mumping and even dump (it’s not what you think it is!) Intrigued?
Our merch is here! https://tudor-time-machine.creator-spring.com/
Do you like your history served up with a side of irreverent speculation? Tudor Time Machine is the podcast for you. Join 21st century hosts Jessica and Gage as they spar with Tudor Time Traveler Lady Philadelphia Carey, correspondent from the time of Elizabeth I.
In our newest series, Out Brief Candle, Philadelphia sets out to solve a gruesome murder at William Shakespere’s Globe theater. It’s bloody good! In the series Times Riddle Philadelphia divulges damning secrets about her queen. You’ll never think of Elizabeth the same way!
In Tudor Word of the Week Philadelphia gets us to talk like Tudors, and brings to light the real ( and pretty shocking) meaning of minikins, smell smock, mumping and even dump (it’s not what you think it is!) Intrigued?
Our merch is here! https://tudor-time-machine.creator-spring.com/
Episodes
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Tudor Miserable Maladies: Breast Cancer
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Philadelphia disagrees with Gage and Jessica on the cause of the wolf cancer but they're in full agreement when it comes to its awfulness.
Tuesday Feb 24, 2026
Tudor Time Machine Word of the Week: Bruit
Tuesday Feb 24, 2026
Tuesday Feb 24, 2026
Despite having a time machine, Philadelphia confesses to having a guilty pleasure when she reveals a story of trusting a whispered bruit to learn of her future.
Tuesday Feb 17, 2026
Tudor Time Machine Miserable Maladies: Smallpox
Tuesday Feb 17, 2026
Tuesday Feb 17, 2026
Philadelphia declares that her father was responsible for saving Queen Elizabeth from her ordeal with small pox. Gage and Jessica discuss whether the Queen's recovery was really due to the treatment or just luck.
Tuesday Feb 10, 2026
Tudor Time Machine Word of the Week: Facinorous
Tuesday Feb 10, 2026
Tuesday Feb 10, 2026
Philadelphia struggles to reconcile whether her love for a facinorous person makes her facinorous as well. Either way, she’s quick to point out that she is no REGULAR person.
Tuesday Feb 03, 2026
Tudor Time Machine Movie Review: Hamnet
Tuesday Feb 03, 2026
Tuesday Feb 03, 2026
Philadelphia ventures into the world of cinema and shares her thoughts on her recent screening of Hamnet. As might be expected, she has a less traditional perspective from those of Gage and Jessica - and modern times in general.
Tuesday Jan 27, 2026
Tudor Miserable Maladies: Putrid Lungs
Tuesday Jan 27, 2026
Tuesday Jan 27, 2026
Perhaps the only thing worse than a miserable malady is MULTIPLE miserable maladies. Philadelphia shares such a fate faced by a young king.
Tuesday Jan 20, 2026
Tudor Word of the Week: Dildo
Tuesday Jan 20, 2026
Tuesday Jan 20, 2026
While Philadelphia admits to enjoying nonsensical lyrics, she is surprised – and amused – when Gage and Jessica tell her that the word for those nonsensical lyrics has taken on a much different meaning today. A meaning she's admittedly quite curious about. Batteries not included.
Tuesday Jan 13, 2026
Tudor Time Machine's Miserable Maladies: Toothache
Tuesday Jan 13, 2026
Tuesday Jan 13, 2026
Even from Philadelphia's elitist perch, she wouldn't wish a toothache on her lowly listeners. Gage and Jessica are grateful for the advancements dental care has made since Philadelphia's time.
Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
Tudor Word of the Week: Puckfist
Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
Tuesday Jan 06, 2026
Philadelphia has a much less favourable opinion than Gage and Jessica when it comes to one of Shakespeare’s creations. A hero to some is but a puckfist to others.
Tuesday Dec 30, 2025
Tudor Time Machine's Miserable Maladies: Sores
Tuesday Dec 30, 2025
Tuesday Dec 30, 2025
Philadelphia shares gruesome details of Kingly sores.
